Customers!!

Why do customers make your spleen implode? Or something like that. Why does even a single question from one send shivers up and down your spine?

Because customers are demon spawns.

You have the customers who prefer to give you a twenty dollar bill or higher for a fifty cent item. Because they think of you as a bank, that you're full of money for them to exploit. And when you ask them if they have anything smaller, they sneer and say no. Even though some DO have the change, they just don't want you to have it. You watch your tens and five spots dwindle from the register as you fork over this change to those people. And there's no help from anyone or anything else in the store, to stop this loss of change.

So you quietly hold in the aggression to not try and confront the people about their lack of smaller change. But jail time seems like a better compromise then dealing with this atrocity.

You also get the customers who seem to want to blame you for their mistakes. Remember the saying "The customer is always right." Well I'll never believe that not till every customer can prove that to me. "But it's on sale in this ad here." my reply, "That's next weeks ad." SEE!!
"The money is stuck up in the ATM, and the receipt says it gave me the full amount." My reply, "Well you're suppose to let it fall out on it's own, and not attempt to catch it, and also if you look a the bottom of the receipt, it says it only shows you received this amount."

Then there was the customer who wouldn't take the presidential (early release dollar ones)/Sacajawea dollar coins because there wasn't "In god we trust" on the coin, till I showed him it was on the rounded sides. "But it's not clearly labeled on the coin." WHO THE HELL CARES! Do you really want to put god on dirty money? You know how corrupted these dollars and coins are, what half of them have been used for? And you hope god will save those dollars used to buy drugs or pay off killers? I shall smite thee for using that dollar to slide down that hookers butt crack and not medicine for your brain disease.

Yes people trust god I understand, but what makes a difference if it appears or not on the coin, and in plain view? Omg, do you examine every one to make sure it's there, or you just following along with others who complain cause it's too sunny in their garden?!