Final Destination - The movie Theatre

So it was my birthday, but just for one day mind you. I would have to wait a whole year before another one would come around.

Mom was anxious to take me somewhere for it. Oh you're thirty-three we should do something special. Special for you I thought, as you have sucked the life force out of me thirty-two other years why should this one be any different. She likes to see movies as if they are going out of style.

So I decided we would go see a movie. Even though I prefer to curl up in the fetal position and cry myself to sleep. Oh the fun days I had in that position, sometimes people would poke me with sticks and call me nice names. Anyways, looking at the paper for possible targets of my attention to go see. I noticed Final Destination, and thought I liked some of those movies, maybe it was just the 1st one.

But what really caught my attention, was the 3-D part of the title. I thought wow, that will make the hour and half just fly by with fun; as I would gaze up looking for body parts to smack me in the face. Seeing everything in 3-D would make life worth living. Even a 3-D noose sounded appealing sometimes. But who would of guessed my choice in movies would be a disaster.

We sat down just the 2 of us and 2 other people who decided to venture to this movie as well. They must of had the same thought as me, and I laughed and plotted their deaths for copying me. The screen flickered to life with the previews. Those wonderful, wacky previews who gave me a false hope of something good coming to the screen at a predetermined time.

So the movie began like any other, with explosions and ooo's and aaah's from my mind. In 3-D versions of those mind you. So after the 3 minutes of that, my mind went to mush. I was hoping for more, but was left lacking the strong desires of movie magic. Why was I lied to by those words "Final Destination?" Oh how you got me Hollywood, yet again. My body went limp with the dark desires of credits appearing soon.

I looked back to the people behind me, and thought I saw them gouging out the others eyes. But they were playing dentist as I was told by my sex-ed teacher. Never knew guys did that sort of thing with each other. So then I turned to my mom whose eyes were fixated on the low quality of acting. She absorbed every inch of ill-plotted special effects magic. Coming to realize I would never escape this movie till all were killed, I decided to make the best of it and try to enjoy the movie.

..... I want to pull out my brain and throw it against the screen. Riot against the movie projector I say!!